The latest reports have placed Tiger Woods in a sexual addiction treatment center in the Arizona desert. These reports are as yet unconfirmed, but it may explain Tiger’s absence from the public eye since his accident in December and the adultary scandal that soon followed.
Hmmmmnnn……. sex addiction?? I probably wouldn’t argue that there is actually a psychological condition that can cause a person to be addicted to sex, however I would usually reserve assesment of that condition for those people who didn’t have the proven psychological wherewithall to sink a 40 foot put for $2 million dollars when there are 8,000 people standing within 50 yards of you and another 10 million watching on worldwide television.
Tiger has time and time again show his incredible mental discipline and psychological toughness and now he claims that when some of the world’s top competitors can’t shake him from his steely resolve that pretty much any bimbo with a gin and tonic makes him crumble like the average 22 handicapper looking at a narrow dog-leg left??? I don’t get it.
I can see it now, the daythat the 9th adultress came prancing out of the wordwork Woods says; “Elin, baby, I’ll do anything you want. It really isn’t my fault, I see those long legs and those big……..uh, eyes………. and something else takes over. I know! I’ll go to sex rehab in Arizona where all the Vegas strippers go to get themselves cured of their sex addictions! …….uh …….. at least that’s where I heard they go to get cured.”
Sounds kind of like putting a tiger in a rabbit cage doesn’t it?
Anyway, I’m sure Tiger will eventually show that classic Tiger pearly white grin and tell the public that he has dealt with his private matters in a private way and has sought out the help that he needed and now he’s ready to re-focus himself on his family and his career and get life back on track. He’ll thank his wife, his friends and everyone who’s supported him…blah….blah….blah
And just to show you how forgiving the public is in such matters, as soon thereafter as Tiger mounts one of his Sunday tournament runs, all the announcers will talk about is what an amazing comeback it is and how strong he is mentally to have beaten down his horrible affliction of all those terrible (Have you seen the pictures? I mean it must have been truly horrifying) sexual escapades with all those menacing vixens. What a true champion.
The big question is what will Tiger’s wife Elin will do? Will she take the money and run back to Sweden and never be heard from again? Will she stay around and be the poor suffering, albeit supporting wife? Time will certainly tell.
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